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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 06:05
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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No, not a chance
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Next, they tried...
No go.
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Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Unacceptable again!
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Just Forget it!